⚔️ SLOP FIGHT

The AI battle game that lives in your group chat.
Your words are weapons. The damage renders on your friends' actual photos.

iPhone required — it's an iMessage game. Or add the number to a group chat and bring victims.

Jon

computer, turn his quarters purple

Aram

make him bald and pregnant

SLOP FIGHT

🔔 ROUND 1 — THE BELL. The Council deliberates; the courtroom artist sketches…

⚖️ VERDICTS
🎬 Aram: every quarter in his pocket glows radioactive purple
💥 Aram takes 28 — 72 aura
💥 Jon takes 31 — 69 aura
📊 AURA — Aram: 72 | Jon: 69

Aram

FINISHER launch him into the sun

SLOP FIGHT

☠️☠️ FINISHER ☠️☠️ The Council rises to its feet. 🎥 THE KILL, IN MOTION:

Real renders from the real pipeline (demo fighter is AI-generated — yours will be your actual face).

How it works

1. Text the number (or add it to a group chat). You get the rules instantly.
2. Send a photo — you, your dog, a toaster. That IS your fighter.
3. Fight. 60-second rounds, anything you type is a weapon, creativity is damage. THE COUNCIL rules, the impacts render, aura falls. Last fighter standing takes the belt.

The money moves

FINISHER — end them on video. First one's free, then $2.99, one Apple Pay tap in chat. SECOND WIND — $1.99 buys your life back. Money can buy survival; it cannot buy jokes.

Fighting alone? Text START and face THE CHAMP. He has never lost.